🚨 BABY MAMA SPECIAL — $2,499 + TAX, TAG & FEES 🚨 💸 BALLERS ON A BUDGET, COME GET IT! 💸
2005 Ford Expedition 🔥 5.4L V8 🔥 Automatic 🔥 233K miles ❄️ COLD A/C 👨👩👧👦 3rd-row seating ✅ Engine runs great ✅ Transmission shifts great
Now listen… she’s $2,499, so don’t pull up expecting a 2025 Escalade. 😂
She was traded in, she runs, she drives, and she’s CHEAP. But she does have a little to-do list:
🛞 Will need 4 tires in the near future — ONE needs replacing immediately. 🛑 Needs brake pads immediately — at least one is scrubbing when coming to a stop. She likes to announce your arrival. 😂 🪟 Driver’s window does NOT roll down. Drive-thru? Open the door like we did in 1997. 🤷♀️
Other than that, the engine and transmission are strong, the A/C is cold, and there’s enough room in the 3rd row for the kids, their friends, and everybody’s bad decisions. 😂
At $2,499 + tax, tag & fees, we are not fixing the little stuff. That’s why you’re getting it CHEAP.
👶 Baby Mama Special 💰 Baller on a Budget Approved 🔧 Bring a tire and some brake pads and get on down the road!
⚠️ AS-IS. CHEAP MEANS CHEAP. If you want perfect, keep scrolling. If you want a running, driving, cold-A/C, 3-row SUV for $2,499, COME GET THIS THING. 😂